I am but a lowly gay 18 year old observing the workings of the universe. This is my tumblr on atheism, hot guys, politics, puppies, and miscellaneous items :3
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Makes you squirt to lift your spirits
takes you all to church, like a godly neighbor
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.